I really have a problem and I really need some help with it. Iam not sure what I am going to do about it, but I really want to come up with a solution as soon as possible. My problem is Dairy Queen. I'm serious, I love it. I have been on a dairy queen diet for some time, probably since before college. It sounds funny but this is a serious issue. I tried switching to TCBY but I don't think in the grand scheme of things it really matters. It's all bad. I will take any and every opportunity to get dairy queen blizzards, that's the truth.
For instance, last night Susan was trying to get Hayden ready for bed. Some nights Hayden is great she settles right down and get's ready to go to bed. Last night was different, I have never done this before, but last night since Hayden wouldn't settle I actually volunteered to go to dairy queen and take Hayden with me so that she would settle down in the car and possibly go to sleep. Yeah right, that was the reason, I wanted to go to dairy queen because I wanted some of that chocolate blizzard goodnessoverflowngwithoreocookies, that's what that was all about! I need help. Really. I do.
I ordered Susan a chocolate chip cooke dough blizzard, she enjoyed it very much. I ordered my self a LARGE CHOCOLATE BLIZZARD WITH EXTRA EXTRA OREO'S. When I got that big boy home it literally was Oreo sludge. It was gloriuos! I loved it, it had too much oreo. I was so pleased. I could hear the angels singing...
I really would like to go on a diet, youth ministry has also been extra detrimental to my waist line. I wonder why? You know what though I am like everybody else, I want a quick fix. I could really stand to loose about forty pounds, it isn't good. I guess the best and easiest way to start is to give up oreo sludge blizzards.. :-( Pray for me!!!!
Anybody got any good ( I mean like actually will work) diet ideas? I am a desperate man...well sorta..
JD said...
The only two words that I can come up with to describe myself in responding to this post: utterly unqualified. lol
