I am not one to send out e-mail forwards, actually I pretty much don't like them at all! I got this FW today, and since I don't forward e-mails, I thought I would post this here. It's interesting, maybe it will bring you a laugh, a sarcastic laugh, but a laugh either way....
(1) Zero GravityWhen NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered thatball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASAscientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes inzero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and attemperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.The Russians used a pencil. Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.
(2) Our Constitution"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we justgive them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it'sworked for over 200 years.And, we're not using it anymore."
(3) Ten CommandmentsThe real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse isthat you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not CommitAdultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges andpoliticians .It creates a hostile work environment.
Donna G said...
True stuff....taxes...arghhh!
Malia said...
I loved the part about us not using our Constitution anymore...too funny! Oh the political debates that could spawn over that single phrase ;-)
